so i've caught a cold. figures.
sneezing, coughing, sore throat.
stupid recycled airplane air and germ-y floridians.
got out of class by 9 tonight, which was a treat. not my calc class, but my MIS class. i love my kooky australian professor. he brought dum-dums to class and didn't just toss them to us in our seats, but literally whipped them at us as quickly as he could. people were afraid to try to catch them! but hey, a professor who brings candy is a-ok in my book. plus he tells jokes, lots and lots of jokes. this was one he told us tonight...
q: how do you make a dead baby float?
a: pour some root beer in a glass and add two scoops of dead baby.
tee hee hee.
5 comments:
Bless you...
...hope you feel better soon.
um tell your professor that joke is just wrong!
Awww, the dead baby jokes. We used to tell those when we were kids. They were so gross but we laughed anyway.
We'll probably go to hell for it later.
I prefer the "dead kitten" series of jokes better....
sicko
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