dubby-doodle, fresh from a trip to the groomers...
dubby-doodle, checking in... "i think maybe i need a bath and a haircut, whatya say?"
"no, really, ma, i think i need a haircut and a bath, pronto..."
"wow, i feel better... how's it look? nice and even? i feel a little breezy on my back, that's weird..."
"i feel great. how do i look?"
hmm, yeah, so i won't be getting a job as a groomer anytime soon... the question is this... what the heck am i going to tell the groomer when i go get this little boo-boo (total disaster) fixed?
4 comments:
omg! that is soooo funny raphie! i can't stop laughing.
You blame it on your neighbor. Say that your neighbor offered to do it for free and this is what happened. Or mention a rival groomer and say, "I'll never go THERE again!" Just don't admit that you did it. As for me, I always get in trouble when I go to my stylist because I'm always snipping at my hair. She sees me and says, "What did you DO?!" So there's no way I'm going to trim my dog!
my friend jessica is a groomer..
she'll give dublin a faux hawk..
and won't look "down" on you for hacking thpoor puppy's hair!!
xoxo
Grrrrrummmmph...
If you ever feel the need to get me "fixed," take me to a licensed vet...I beg you.
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