The incredibly true adventures of a travel loving kid at heart who just became both an MBA and a recent widow. Navigating widowhood is the hardest thing I've ever done. Come along for the bumps in the journey.
10.04.2006
dear itunes...
up until now, we've had no trouble at all... i was, i think, falling just a little more in love with you every.single.day. no trips to the record store to find out stock was low or sold out... no store hours to worry about... you and i, over the past 2 years we've successfully made it through the purchase of 696 songs (yes, i just checked). so why itunes, why NOW are you choosing to give me nothing but trouble? yes, there is a new expiration date. it's such a minor change, but you just refuse to accept it. you spit it back at me every time. every.single.time. i want to cry. there is music to be bought, itunes! why are you standing in my way?? why does your support function offer NO HELP AT ALL? i feel like i'm adrift on a very lonely, very quiet sea with no land in sight...
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Dear Raphie,
It's not you...it's me...
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Raphie,
I heard about you from someone on the Farside of town. iTunes told me he gave you a Promise Ring. I know he was messing around with you these past few days and Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I think you deserve it. You've been spending way too much time with my man and Jimmy Can't Eat my World anymore. I am sending the Postal Service your way to take the Wedding Present back that you sent Josh Rouse and me. You've got some Bad Brains to think that you can do this to me. I am a Mighty Mighty girl from Boston so you better watch it because i have a Cure for people like you.
I think iTunes Other Woman is cracking up.
Or maybe she comes from outer space like they did in "The Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Yes, I do believe she comes from a pod...annn...iPod.
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