30. a visual retrospective

so, somehow the sober folks managed to avoid the camera... and some of the drunk ones too... and let me just say this, if blogger had an integreated video upload feature that could handle 100+ MB, there'd be some insane video to be enjoying... until those technological advances are made, however, please enjoy these visual representatives of my 30th birthday...


"oh, yeah, it's birthday time..."


"i feel so loved, all my friends from long ago, near and far..."


"perhaps i'll have a sip of soda..."


"what, me, sing? i couldn't possibly... ok, i'll try...
wait, maybe kristine should try..."


"living on a praaaaaaaaaaaayer!"


"boy, that kristine sure has pipes!
think she'll let me join her band?
i do play a mean tambourine..."


"i told you i could shake it."


"damn, listen to that tambourine shake!"


"quick, b, while your wife's distracted - a birthday lapdance!"


"what? foo! you better not be getting a lapdance from her man!"

and well, it just got ugly from there...